Well, I am going back to my home town .
I know you all must be very *jealous*.
After all, they just built the new adventure park (no, that commercial is new, not from 1989).
Or I can visit this beautiful place .
Too bad I missed the annual Christmas Parade complete with a low rider cop car!
Larry Clark even made a movie about its teenagers.
Okay, I will stop making fun. I'm going to see family and it will be hilarious. Happy New Year!